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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Please Read With Proper Sarcasm

A couple of thoughts...

1. I could Write about the
Walking Wolverine.
Which is a very nice thing to Write about.
I enjoy Writing about the
Walking Wolverine.
He had a great time at TIFF.
Maps To The Stars got Wonderful reviews.
The man cleans up... Well.

And come on...
Walking Wolverine 
in a Wonderful blue suit
With Wickedly Wild Wavy hair
is fucking Wow.

2. All the incredible reviews
that STILL ALICE has received at TIFF
Especially Julianne Moore AND Kristen...
It's real and it's SPECTACULAR!

Gotta admit that I'm loving all the positive feedback
that Kristen is getting
but also the fact that she is SHINING so brightly right now.
Living well... and working well
is the BEST revenge.
(gnaw on that haters)

3. I want to ask if you have noticed
that the Lunatics that screech the loudest -

"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby!"
"Rob and Kristen will NEVER EVER be back together!"
"Rob hates Kristen and has nothing to do with her!"
"Rob's career is OVER!"
"Kristen's career is OVER!"

- Are the ones who are the neediest
and most insecure in what they believe?

Let's take the "Japan Beanie"
as an example.

So there was some video
that showed Rob getting in a car with some friends...
And even though the video was mere seconds
and blurry as shit...

(You know... when Rob flew to Japan then flew to LA
then flew back to Japan before flying to NYC and then he
flew back to LA before flying to Toronto before he
flew to Singapore!
All to throw off the paps!!!)
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

And then of course you have the other side
of the Fringe...

(You know... the people who claim to not 'care'
about Kristen but can't seem to stop obsessing over what she says
and what she does and who she is with...
all the damn time.)

I wish I were making this up.
But alas...
People were freaking out over a beanie.
And why? To what end, exactly?
It's the same people who are SO SURE
they KNOW what is going on with Rob and Kristen
that flip out over the slightest thing.
Like a beanie.

Insecurity thy name is Lunatic Fringe.

Probably the most stunning picture of Kristen... EVER.

Hi there.

4. Google
I didn't know if I should even address this.
This site put Rob and Kristen as 'partners'
Is this the end all... be all?
That's what you are going hang your beanie on?
This brings me back to the insecure and needy
who cling to any fucking thing.
Tweets from disgruntled Brides
Unfounded self proclaimed experts.
A plethora of relatives who work for Kristen...
(and why is it that they never work for Rob?)
Insiders and sources that seemingly pop up out of nowhere
Endless blurry pictures and videos


Are you really that desperate
that you can't believe in something without this bullshit?
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

Well... walk next to Robert Pattinson
and you are guaranteed intense media scrutiny.
She doesn't want that.
This wouldn't be the first time
someone used Rob (or Kristen)
to garner attention.
Remember Dylan Penn?
Rob was supposedly as 'smitten' with her
as he is with Twigs.
In fact...
You could go back thru the past articles
attaching a female to Rob
posted by People/E!/Other various rags
and just take out whatever name is in there
Be it
Riley Keough
Imogen Kerr
Katy Perry
Dylan Penn
Caitlin Cronenberg
Sydney Liebes
Sarah Roemer
Emilie de Raven
Mystery Blonde
Mystery Brunette
Mystery Redhead
And just put in the new "love" of the week.
(and please remember that all of the above
were never dating Rob)

Is Rob dating Twigs?

Are they just friends?

I guess that's for Rob to know...
and for us to over analyze and obsess over
to find out.
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

6. Rob and Kristen
 I miss them.

When will I see you again?

And so it goes.

This post is brought to you by
Tom and Sienna

Still going strong after 3.5 years...
and a beautiful baby girl.

And by these incredible pictures...

Because it STILL chaps their hide.

Until next time.

Bye for now

And remember...
Love is LONG.


Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Rob and Kristen- Desperation

“That if desperate times call for desperate measures,
 then I'm free to act as desperately as I wish.” 
― Suzanne Collins

This post is about Desperation.
Because this fandom REEKS of it.
Not just one side...
ALL sides.

Did you ever just read stuff and find
yourself making faces and shaking your head?
That's me.
Whether it be other blogs, tumblr or twitter.
(and man oh man there are some doozies out there) 
(and on another completely different note...
how fucking cool is the word doozie?)

Let's get started, shall we?

1. Bobby Long got married.
I was ambivalent about the whole thing
to be perfectly honest.
I've heard all the chatter about his bride.
She hates Kristen.
She wrote obsessive fanfic about Rob.
Yada Yada Yada.
But in all sincerity...
If Rob wasn't there
would anyone really have cared?
Doubt it.
But then...
Bobby's Bride
(the one smiling at Rob in the above picture)
found the need to go on Twitter
and shush out any nay-sayers.
On her honeymoon.
If I just got married to the man of my dreams
and the best man was also the man of my dreams...
(You see what I did there?)
Would Twitter even be on your
to-do list?
Shouldn't you be to-doing something else?
Be that has it may...
(to each their own and all that)
She got a bit upset at some descriptions of herself
so she fired back.
Some troll mentioned that Rob's 'wife' wasn't there
and she said...
"too bad his little wife couldn't make it"
Bang. Zoom.
To the fucking moon, Alice.

Here's where the desperation comes in...

"She confirmed that Rob is married!!"
"She was obviously being sarcastic!"

What did she mean???
Who knows.
She deleted her account right after.

If I were you...
I would bring in those buckets of salt.
Just a thought.

I truly hope that Bobby
is deliriously happy.

2. We also got plenty of pictures
of Rob and Kristen
out and about with friends.

People looked at Rob and gushed about
how HAPPY he looked and how nice it was that 
he gets to hang out with his friends!!
(quick note: TOM!)

People looked at Kristen and gushed about
what a lesbian she is and why does she have to
hang out with her friends!!

I mean... fucking REALLY?
How does this double standard work exactly?

Why is it that everything from
t-shirts to jewelry is some
when its about Kristen and Alicia
but not when its about Kristen and Rob?
Um. OK.

As for the desperation?
Kristen haters want her so so so(so so so so so)
desperately to be a lesbian.
Because if Kristen is GAY
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
then she never ever ever was intimate with Rob!
It was fake. PR!
But alas...
Kristen hasn't ever done anything remotely 'gay'.
Clothes and haircuts (for work)
and walking with friends of the same sex
does not a lesbian make.
And let's face it...
that's all you got.

3. Rob and Kristen.

Why is the fandom so desperate?

Because right now... everything is kinda in limbo.
Rob and Kristen haven't been seen together.
 Rob or Kristen haven't stepped out with anyone else.
(Not counting all the girls Rob has dated just by walking next to them)
So everything is wide open to interpretation.

When I first came into this fandom way
way way
fucking way back...
I didn't even know what a 'shipper' was.
And when I found out that...

"they believe two characters should or will be together
 (The characters can be from anything: 
Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, and even Actors/Actresses). 
It is not limited to the couple actually happening, 
a person can ship something just because they enjoy the possibility
 of them getting together or even just because 
they think they would look good together."

I was like...
That ain't me.
No way.
No fucking how.
I didn't 'ship' Rob and Kristen
because they were a real couple!
But over the course of time...
and fandom experience
I realize that I am indeed a shipper.
Because I want Rob and Kristen 
I do.
Seeing them happy in love made me happy.
I love... Love.
I'm a first class passenger on this ship.
I'm packed and ready for the long haul.
(fuck... it's already been 6 years)
But its a one way ticket.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect $200.
(what does that even mean??)

That's what the desperation is about.
So many don't want Rob and Kristen to be together
So many do.
I'm a DO.

And no matter what happens down the road.
Rob and Kristen will always be a DO.
Because love is fucking long.

This post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge

I adore him.

So please stop using him as some sort of
'example' and comparing his parenting to Rob's.
There is no comparison.
Here's why:

Sienna was in fact... pregnant.
Tom is a real parent.
We've seen them together with their gorgeous daughter.
There are many pictures of Tom and Marlowe.

There are no pictures where Kristen
ever looked pregnant.
Rob isn't a parent.
We have never seen a picture
of any baby... or any baby related anything.
They are 2 of the most Papped people right now
and not one inkling ever of a baby.
Neither Rob or Kristen behave
as if they have a newborn daughter at home.

And remember...
"By the way nobody knows.
NOBODY knows what the fuck is going on"

Kristen said it.
Listen to her...
or listen to your bullshit 'experts'
(who have never produced one shred of proof)

I know where I stand.

Until next time.

Bye for now