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Monday, January 12, 2015

First Thoughts for 2015

Well hot damn.
It's been a helluva 2015 so far in the fandom.
Huh? Right?
Not really?

What's been happening?
Let's discuss, shall we?

1. For once...
It's not Rob and Twigs all over Internet.
So there are still sightings 
and lame ass articles telling everyone
how Rob's family supposedly ADORES Twigs.
(Is there such a thing as sarcastic goosebumps?)

And for reasons unbeknownst to me...
There seems to be some debate as to where
Rob is these days.
Analyzing pictures.
Looking at the color of the water.
Studying the fringe on the huts on the beach.
Discussing the depth and weight of the sand.

2. I wanted to talk about pics of that actress
who has been in popular movies based on popular books
and who has dated a British guy.

There seems to be some controversy because
she likes to hang out with her BFF...
A lot.

Photo Assumption?

Big Smiles.

She takes her to the Oscars
and parties with her

And oh look...
They hold hands.

They vacation in Hawaii together.
Share a hotel room...
Drink wine and hang out in their PJs.

Get up close.
(See how you could interpret this picture?)

Just hugging it out.

(And they take naked pics together, too
but we won't post those...)

So tell me again why its a big deal?
It's just girlfriends being girlfriends...

Oh shit.
Wrong actress.

The point I'm trying to make?

A. I actually like Jennifer Lawrence.
But I've always found it fascinating how
Jennifer can do many of the same things
that Kristen does...
And doesn't get the same assumptions.

B. I'm not saying Kristen and Alicia 
aren't in a relationship.
I'm not saying they are.
It doesn't matter to me in the least.
It doesn't change how I feel about Kristen.
At all.
And it doesn't change the fact that she
was in a 5 year relationship
with Robert Pattinson, either.

I'm just saying...
(and this is what I've always tried to say)
That you can't judge and label someone
by a few pictures that represent mere seconds
of someone's life.
We don't know what is going on...
is photo assumption and speculation.
All. Of. It.
We Know Nothing.

Someone sent this article to me


"So, hey, speculate away about the existence
 of romance if you absolutely must, 
but let's leave the self-satisfied sexuality stereotypes out of it
 — and stop slapping people with labels 
they haven't chosen for themselves."


This post is brought to you by...

1. Don't you love how some of the 'Rob Onlys'
are all claiming to be 'happy' for Kristen?
Like they are fooling anyone.
Suddenly they are so accepting and wonderful
when it comes to Kristen...
As fucking if.

2.  Oh Pinocchio!
Your nose is growing...
You need to stop with the lies.

No marriage. No baby.
No PR (Ever)
If you have to constantly scramble and make up excuses
every time a new pic of Rob/Twigs shows up
and scream FAKE! OLD! MANIP!
You've got a problem.
It's called...
Here's the deal...
Outside of this fandom
few people really give a shit
who Rob and/or Kristen are dating.
I know they are a big deal to us...
and we care about them.
But everyone else?
Not so much.
There is no need to go to such extreme lengths
to 'protect' their family.
There isn't any conspiracy to shield their 'baby'
The reason you don't see pictures of
Rob and Kristen together
is because... well...
they aren't together.
And the reason you haven't seen any mention
or pictures of "sweet pea"
is because... well...
there is no Sweet Pea.
It's really that simple.

3. Nicholas Hoult

Guess what?
I think he's beyond adorable.
And guess what else?
I still think he and Kristen would be cute together.
But for those with reading comprehension...
let me spell it out.


I might think people are captivating together
(like Sam and Cait)
I might think some couples are beyond charming
(like Andrew and Emma)
But shipping?
Not gonna happen.
Except for Rob and Kristen.
I will always have shipper love for them.
First ship.
Real ship.
I guess there really is no getting over
your first true ship.

4. Tom Sturridge.


Another "EFFIE GRAY" trailer was released.

Tom's voice.
I can't...

And that face.
and that voice.

5. To the Pressed Fringe out there
Thank you for letting me live
inside your head.


Until next time.

Bye for now

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

And in the end...

Another year has gone by.
The waning days of 2014 are usually a time of reflection...
What was.
What could have been.
Hopefully learning from past mistakes
and bringing new knowledge and hope
to the coming year.
It's a time to let go of the past
and look to the future.

What have we learned from 2014? 

Let's talk about Robert-

1. He got great reviews about his performance in The Rover.
He was all about Cannes this year.


He has "Life" and "Queen of the Desert"
coming out in 2015.
I'm pretty excited about LIFE.
It really looks interesting
and Rob looks phenomenal.

He has some projects coming up...
But I prefer to wait until he's on set
to actually talk about them.
You know how that goes.

2. Rob started dating FKA Twigs around
August of this year.
Not so much.

I think the writing was on the wall.
Rob and Kristen weren't seen in the same frame
of a picture since October of 2013.
And that was in separate cars.
Rob and Twigs were seen here
and everywhere.

3. I don't have any feelings whatsoever about Twigs.
Good or bad.
Seeing Rob and her together is "Meh" to me.

I'm not going to be like the Sessed Nonstens
 oohing and awing
over her just because Rob is dating her.
We all know the real reason they love her so...
She's NOT Kristen.
That's all they really care about.
If Rob dumped her tomorrow...
So would they.
Some already have Rob married off and
starting a family with Twigs.
(Will it EVER end?)
I saw someone say...
and this is the truth
that "Rob loves Tahliah unconditionally"
Based on a few pictures?
I'm sure he's unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.
No doubt.
Because it's ...
(How did we get here?)

4. Rob cut his hair.
Rob grew his hair.
Rob cut his hair some more.
Let's hope for more hair
in 2015.
I'm all for beardy shaggy Rob.
On a set.
Making a movie.
Soon. Please.

Let's talk about Kristen-

1. Kristen has gotten wonderful reviews
for Camp X-Ray, Sils Maria and Still Alice.
She even has Oscar buzz for Still Alice.
There is a lot to look forward to in 2015
American Ultra
Kristen was a very busy girl in 2014.
I can honestly say that I'm looking forward
to all of her movies
especially seeing her with Jesse Eisenberg again
and most definitely

2. Nicholas Hoult.

Yeah. I know.
For reasons unknown people get offended
if you mention them together.
But hey...
I happen to think he's kinda cute
and he's kinda said nice things about Kristen
and he's kinda shown up at a few of her premieres
and he kinda did the ice challenge with her
and did I mention he's kinda cute?
And have you heard his accent?
But alas...
I don't SHIP them.
I ship no one.
OK... that's not completely true.
I will always have Rob and Kristen
permanently docked in the harbor of my dreams.
Hows that for poetic?
But other than that...
My shipping days are over.

But hey? Equals promo should be fascinating.

3. Kristen and Alicia.
My sweet Lord.
So Kristen hangs out with her best friend.
A lot.
So what?
The Rob Mommies want Kristen to be 'gay'
so badly... they can taste it.
Even though I'm not sure how it tastes
I'm guessing its really REALLY bitter.

I don't understand how people can decide someones
sexuality without anything but pictures of
two people walking together.
(Even Kristen is making fun of you now-
"I JUST realized I like girls"
That's all there has been.
Nothing more.
Kristen hanging out with her friends.
She hasn't done anything that could be construed as 'gay'
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
except hang out with female (and CJ) friends.
If cutting your hair (for a movie no less)
and dressing comfortably
and spending time with your girlfriends
makes you a lesbian...
I guess that applies to any woman with girlfriends.
Give it a rest.
You've got NOTHING.
Kristen has the right to not want to get caught
up in another relationship right now.
She's coming off a long term
one with Rob...
She might just need Kristen time for a while.
Maybe she's focusing on her career
(and its working)
and herself right now.
What's wrong with that?

Now here are my heavenly rainbow hopes
and sugary gumdrop dreams
of what should happen in 2015

1. People need to stop lying about Rob and Kristen
to fit their own weird bizarro agenda.

Rob and Kristen are not married...
and there is no baby.
There has never been one shred of evidence
to prove otherwise.
There are no expert cousins.
No one is getting in touch with random bloggers
and sharing intimate details of
Rob and Kristen's lives with them.

There is no plot.
There is no conspiracy.

Come on.

Rob and Twigs are together.
In London (thus far)
We have seen fan pics of them
And no...
It's not PR
and the pics aren't old
or staged
or manipulated.
It just is what it is.

Kristen is (was) in L.A.
(Possibly in Hawaii, but receipts needed)
Many pictures of her with her friends.
And the pics aren't old
or staged
or manipulated.
It just is what it is.

I know.
I loved Rob and Kristen together.
We had a lot of great years, didn't we?

Snuggling and kissing and laughing
and puppies and poolside towels
and holding hands and balcony kisses.

It was good while it lasted.
It was.
The best.
But now?

The party's over.
It's time to call it a day.
(For now)

2.  Get off their 'dicks'.

3. What I really want in 2015?
Peace on earth...
Good will towards men (and women).

And while love may be long...

Life is short.
Too short to be all angsty and worked up
over two actors love lives.
Too short to take this shit so seriously.
Too short not to laugh about it every day.
Too short not to be happy
and try to be kind.
Too short to let people lie to you
manipulate you
and censor your thoughts
and what you say.
Life is too short to waste time fretting over
the lives and loves of
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Life is too short
to not go and get real hugs
from real people
who really love you.

This post is brought to you by my
complete adoration
Thomas Sturridge.

and this... because I love it.

Friends Til The End.

May you all have a
Drama free


I feel good things are coming.
Hold on tight!

Always remember

"and in the end the love you take Is equal to the love you make"

Until next year.

Bye for now.